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Below are the 17 most recent journal entries recorded in Ask God Anything!'s LiveJournal:

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008
6:05 pm
[mantriddrone]
yo, god, still there?
Dear God,

Are you an athiest?
Tuesday, August 15th, 2006
5:37 pm
[hotsoup]
Am I really just a program in a computer, or some such stupid thing? This existential business is really getting on my nerves.

Current Mood: bored
Tuesday, May 16th, 2006
12:18 am
[squeakykitty]
what is this?
Dear God,

Sometimes I get goosebumps when I hear about you, which is really frustrating and confusing, because I don't believe in you. I have been agnostic for as long as I have known what agnosticism is. Before that, I was atheist. So why do I keep getting this feeling? It's kind of starting to piss me off, so can you please stop it, if it is actually you? 'Cause I really don't want to change my entire belief system right now. I have enough going on already.

Thanks,
Megan

Current Mood: frustrated
Thursday, March 23rd, 2006
11:19 pm
[terran_nomad]
WHAT THE FUCK DEITIES
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WHEN THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING WORLD GOING TO END?

SOON I ASSUME.
Friday, January 20th, 2006
4:21 am
[elusive_preyer_]
i just wanted to know how it feels to have been created by mankind?
Sunday, May 29th, 2005
12:17 am
[terran_nomad]
IVE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!
Did we really just appear out of thing air or did the universe take a long period of time through gases and energies forming into compounds of matter and life in a scientifically random process?
Friday, May 20th, 2005
1:27 pm
[inefable]
Hi! I wanted to let you know about my new community. Check out the main page, and im sure that there are a few people in here who will identify and want to be a part of it.

_unsettled
Tuesday, May 17th, 2005
1:47 am
[grommet_]
Quick question to all you 'Gods' out there.
Search any name listed.. you'll be surprisedCollapse )

And that isn't even touching on number combinations and extra letters.

If all these people exist, all claiming to be different people, then who am I supposed to believe is the 'real' figure?

I think I may just have to make that decision on who argues their point best.

Current Mood: Sleepy.
Sunday, May 1st, 2005
12:40 pm
[lordganesh]
hello..
i wud just liek 2 say that... i am not mad at popehead..!! i do not get mad very eazily..i kno that karma workz. so no need 4 me 2 get mad...

popehead..u shuld really calm down ok..may b take a vacation or sumthin..

bye..
Wednesday, April 27th, 2005
12:47 pm
[jesus_thesavior]
I am applying here!!!!! uberglambitches
Tuesday, April 26th, 2005
12:15 pm
[popehead]
GANISH!?!?!?!/1
I have a question for that little elephant fucker Ganish! What the fuck are you supposed to be, you dumb mother fucker! Your not a fucking GOD!! Don't piss me off, or i'm gonna call animal control. BITCH!

Current Mood: I need a poacher!
Sunday, April 24th, 2005
9:07 am
[glitterpixie]
oh puhleeze... read this thread :P
The natives are restless.

So my question is, do people with no sense of humor like this deserve to live?

Current Mood: sarcastic & amused
Friday, April 22nd, 2005
2:48 pm
[__frankie__]
God, is this what you really look like?

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Wednesday, April 20th, 2005
3:05 pm
[glitterpixie]
one more question
The United States tells me that I will go to hell because I like to occasionally eat pussy. Are they telling me the truth or are they just lying like they do about everything else?


Current Mood: confused
3:02 pm
[glitterpixie]
ok, I already posted this comment on your journal jesus_thesavior but was asked to redirect my ?s here...

I see that you have befriended me oh Jesus~
*browses your interests on LJ* Why what a coincidence... I like anal sex too! AND alcohol! AND gay sex! Golly, I guess the gates of heaven will open for me. I feel so liberated :P

So I have a question speaking of which... when the newly deceased souls kneel before Saint Peter at the gates of heaven, is it for the most obvious of reasons? *snickers* That must be why they address him as Peter?

Also I know there's some controversy regarding the relationship between your mom, your birth father & stepdad Joey. Do you plan on making any special appearances on Jerry Springer regarding that situation?

Tell mom I say hi! Glad she's an active part of the LJ community... is she into lesbianism? I just have this thing for sluts in veils ;) kinky.



Current Mood: amused
Tuesday, April 19th, 2005
11:35 am
[holymothermary]
Here's a question....
Jesus, young man, where the heaven were you last night? I waited up all night for you to get home! You had me worried sick, staying out all night like that with your buddies! You are gonna be in big trouble, mister, I don't care if you are 2005 years old, you need to listen to your mother!!!

Current Mood: worried
Friday, April 15th, 2005
2:47 pm
[teh_devil]
):/
MAKE ME A MOD OR I WILL CONVERT SOME OF YOUR FOLLOWERS.

Current Mood: Assertive
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